The Coronation in North London

When I was a child we lived in a street in Edmonton called Empire Avenue – they don’t give streets names like that any more! It was a quiet suburban street, built just before the Second World War, in which there were no cars, and you still saw horse-drawn vans delivering bread and groceries. Keen gardeners would watch with eagle eyes for horse droppings left in the road, which they would run out and collect in a bucket to put on their roses.

My memories of the coronation are of the vague kind which may be mainly memories of being told about it later. The family story is that on 6 February 1952, my father came home from his job at Post Office Telephones to be greeted by his two and a half year old son with the words (no doubt coached by Mum): “Poor old King’s dead.”

I don’t remember that; but I do have a stronger recollection of Coronation Day itself, on 2 June 1953, when I was almost 4 years old. Like most people, we had no television back then. We did have my 68 year old grandfather living with us, who was dying of smoking related illness, and in fact had only another 4 weeks to live. He had already set his blankets on fire more than once, by continuing to smoke in bed. My mother was not happy. Apart from having him and a small son to look after, she was also 9 months pregnant with my sister Sally.

But a Coronation makes everyone happy, and our neighbour Mrs Haskins, who lived a bit further down the road and did have a television set, was more than willing to share that happiness with her neighbours. In fact, she was obviously eager to do so.

The grown-ups clustered round the box with its tiny black and white image of the scene at Westminster Abbey. The 3-year old boy was bored, bored, bored. What was it that all these grown-ups were so interested in? To keep me occupied, they let me play (carefully!) with the little coronation souvenir model of the State coach and its horses. I was more interested in one of Mrs Haskins’s books: an atlas of the British Isles, with little pictures representing the towns, their buildings and history. That I could have looked at for hours if they had let me. It was much more interesting than the tedium of ancient archbishops placing a crown on a young woman’s head, and all the words that they repeated while they were about it. In later years, when we went to visit Mrs Haskins, I always used to ask if I could look at it again.

Bash the teachers, why don’t you?

Back in the days when Mad-Eye Woodhead was in charge of OFSTED, I used to think there couldn’t possibly be anyone it would be more of a disaster to give any influence over education.

Fifteen years have proved me well wrong. In fact, it was the first nail in the coffin of my Labour Party membership, when the Blair Government of 1997, far from sacking Woodhead on their first day, actually let him keep the job for several more years. (There were to be many many more nails in that coffin, before my membership finally lapsed because of the meanness and incompetence of their subscriptions department…)

Since 2010, of course, politicians and others have been falling over themselves to win the prize for the Most Stupid Pontificator on Education. Mr Gove is still probably the likely winner, with his strangely innocent idea that calling a school an Academy will solve all its problems. (To say nothing, probably, of all of society’s.) But watch out, Gove! a strong challenger is the current head of OFSTED, who has clearly never met any real teachers. Sun tells us just what she thinks of his statement that teachers don’t know the meaning of the word stress, in her blog.

Not to be outdone, Mr Gove made a speech about the social inequalities in the UK (greater than in any comparable country) and the lack of social mobility, being a result of the inequality of education. He said, “For those of us who believe in social justice,” (sic) “this stratification and segregation are morally indefensible.” Instead of drawing the obvious conclusion that the solution would be to abolish private schools and make their resources available to all, however, he appears to be believing the quixotic fantasy of making every comprehensive as “good” as Eton or Harrow. Calling them academies should achieve that, obviously.

Truly, anyone who owes anything at all to a teacher, ought to be standing up and telling it to this Government. Hey, politicians! Leave them teachers alone!

Bizarrer and Bizarrer

Email scams go on getting more and more bizarre. Today’s new departure is from the United Nations (so what’s new?) Well, this one informs me that the UN have set up a special fund to compensate the victims of email scams, and (guess what?) my name has been given to them. I stand to be able to claim $500,000 compensation.

All I have to do is send all my particulars to Dr Mrs Josephine Johnson, who is their representative in – oh, guess where? – Nigeria.

Bank Holiday Treat

A lovely new family in church on Sunday are looking for a new church ‘home’, and told us they had been impressed by our church website – yay!

So what else was there to do with a mostly wet Bank Holiday Monday than some website tidying? including some work on getting the navigation menu back into a single SSI file, instead of updating it on every single page whenever it needed. I used to know how to do this, before the last revision, and then somehow ‘forgot’ and had to learn it again. You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to track down something like that in the manuals, when you don’t know what to look up in the index. Naturally I had forgotten that the key letters you need to remember are SSI: Server Side Includes…

Also revising a page of useful links for people looking for help with various kinds of problems: Where Can I Get Help in Oxfordshire?

My idea of Bank Holiday heaven.

Bells

Our ringers will be happily taking part:

Summoned by bells: don't plan a lie-in as chimes herald a summer of festivities | UK news | The Observer.

St Nicholas Marston ringers.

Book Launch

Book launch

At Teddy Hall for the launch party for our friend Terry’s book: Walking the Hexagon, An Escape around France on Foot.

The blurb says,

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Demob happy

Someone who is demob happy knows that they are going to retire or leave a position and are behaving with greater freedom and careless abandon. Using English.com

That’s how I’m starting to feel, with the beginning of my sabbatical less than a fortnight away. Or perhaps, would be if I didn’t have four sermons to prepare before then – thought I’d better give the congregation their money’s worth (figuratively speaking?) before I head for the hills – and am running round in mental circles trying to remember all the things I still need to think of and put in place before liftoff.

The sabbatical is, like last time, an opportunity to do some research and work on biblical storytelling. Does that mean there will be more blogging going on, since storytelling is what Storyteller’s World is supposed :-) to be about? We shall see…

In the meantime, I’m learning the story of Philip and the Ethiopian Eunuch for next Sunday. What a great story it is, too.

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Carnivore

The first time I acted as Pastoral Adviser on a Bishops’ Advisory Panel (for the selection of candidates for ordination) – in those days they used to be called selection conferences – I was incredibly nervous, and convinced of my inadequacy to carry out such an important task. The selection secretary was one of those scarily competent and beautiful women priests. I won’t tell her name; people in the know will probably guess it anyway…

But she was lovely, hugely kind to me and helpful and encouraging. Goes without saying, I fell in love with her.

At last week’s BAP, I heard a lovely story about her.

On conferences, she always used to ask for the vegetarian meal option; but when the teller went to a dinner party she gave, he found her cooking meat.

“But I thought you were a vegetarian?” he said.

“Oh no,” said She. “I just have a rule that I never eat any meat I haven’t killed myself.”

I believe it.

Feeding my habit

Once again I find myself reaching for my credit card details, following a recommendation from bsag. Just reading her review of her new fountain pen stokes my own addiction, and I’ve bought a Kaweco Classic Sport pen from Cult Pens. Very quick service: ordered Sunday evening, arrived Tuesday. Reasonable price: £17.99 for the basic plastic version. Lightweight but a solid enough feel, and compact like a Fisher Space Pen: small when closed, but an expanded and comfortable hold for writing. As so often, the cheaper pens seem to write just as well as, if not better than, the more expensive ones I’ve bought over the years.